I guess I'm a racist.

Read this, it's pretty good.

I suspect most of the people that read my blog are racist too...

So, Ashleigh, I too am a poud racist that supports the Republican candidate for President.

* As a racist, I believe in smaller government and lower taxes.

* Because of my racist tendencies, I tend to dislike people that say “Goddamn America”, bomb the Pentagon or preach hatred of others and this country.

* The racism that pulses through my veins leads me to believe that all life is precious including that of the unborn.

* As an unrepentent racist, I believe it is my right to keep and bear arms and make swiss cheese of anyone that threatens me or my family.

* As a racist, I embrace legal immigrants that make the arduous trek to come to this great country and make a better life for themselves and their families and do so with respect to our laws.

* Being the racist that I am, I believe that being a well-spoken community organizer, a state Senator and a less-than-one-term U.S. Senator does not qualify you to be President of the United States.

* Apparently it is my flaming racism that leads me to believe in fiscal responsiblity and balanced budgets.

* Lastly, as a racist, I believe that freeing 58 million Iraqis and Afghans and giving them the opportunity at self rule was a wonderful thing.

H/T: Ace