Monday, July 28, 2008

Has anyone else heard about this?

Maybe it's just something that the college kids do. I've certainly never heard of it, until now.

It's called "The Area Code System".

So anyway, it goes like this:

The days of rating babes like Marisa Miller a “10″ are over!

The Area Code System is much more complex and accurate because we know not all 7’s, 8’s and 9’s are created equal.

The code, broken down by PutUpYourDukes, goes like this:

Every human being on the planet can be adequately described using a three-digit number (i.e. area code). The first digit denotes the rating of how attractive the face is (0-9). The second digit describes whether you would sleep with that person or not (0=no, 1=yes). And finally, the third digit describes how attractive the person’s body is (0-9).

Now when you’re at Palm Bar in Morristown on Thursday night and a member of the opposite sex walks by you can discreetly convey her hottness and whether or not you’d “do” her with this hyper accurate three digit code.

Those nutty kids...

2 comments:

  1. That is too funny!

    -VN

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  2. That could give a whole new meaning to 911.

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